ARG!!!!

I need to raise money for student loans.
I should sell art.
I can't sell art through esty. Have no Bank Account.
Don't have Bank Account because I have no Money.
Have no Money, because modern routes of raising money are not open to me lately.
So I need to sell art...

.... I hate the vicious cycle that is my life. :P

I'll be throwing commission queries out there soon. Is anyone interested?