Snow White and the Huntsman. Wha?
Mar. 31st, 2012 11:01 amI won't inflict the trailer on you. Go see it if you really want to know.
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I thought, that after Alice in Wonderland, the producer would have never gotten another story again. I know people loved it, but I feel it was only because of Johnny Depp's star power, and if anyone really thought about the story, they would have seen how really horrible and out of touch the story was.
So... here we have... a murder of crows sorceress that has a giant army that kills other armies with... what I assume are swords that make people into shattered glass, I don't know... who gets this huntsman, for reasons I don't understand, to go out and kill the white druid snow white... and then go off to be the Mad Mardiggan and slay the queen. With some dwarves as sideline support?
How can you take Snow White, and mess it up so much? It's like Willow meets World of Darkness. It looks WORSE than Alice in Wonderland, which is a bit of work... and ... oh, I don't know.
It's just sad that Once Upon a Time, the TV series looks like it's better than either of these movies.
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I thought, that after Alice in Wonderland, the producer would have never gotten another story again. I know people loved it, but I feel it was only because of Johnny Depp's star power, and if anyone really thought about the story, they would have seen how really horrible and out of touch the story was.
So... here we have... a murder of crows sorceress that has a giant army that kills other armies with... what I assume are swords that make people into shattered glass, I don't know... who gets this huntsman, for reasons I don't understand, to go out and kill the white druid snow white... and then go off to be the Mad Mardiggan and slay the queen. With some dwarves as sideline support?
How can you take Snow White, and mess it up so much? It's like Willow meets World of Darkness. It looks WORSE than Alice in Wonderland, which is a bit of work... and ... oh, I don't know.
It's just sad that Once Upon a Time, the TV series looks like it's better than either of these movies.