[Dream] The Society of Evil

I don't remember all about this dream... but there were these two guys, who wanted to do things with me at a college, and they were a "Society for Evil" and I kinda said "sure" with a kinda "Whatever. Goofballs. It'll be fun" kinda thing...

Well, next thing I know, I took a nap, came home, and they had moved into my bedroom. Evil, apparently, is broke, and spent all their money on nifty hats and finger spikes so that they could type faster. And apparently, if you remove their hats, they stop being evil and become really nice people, which at least Leader Hat Person hates...

... So there you go. Evil has to be Evil... because they're broke.

MTG Statistics, Last Season Averages

6 most popular deck types

UW Delver
Cards by Casting Cost (Starting from 0 CC) 8/16/10/2/2/1
Cards by Type (Creature/Instant/(Sorcery Planeswalker)/(Echantment/Artifact) 17/18/5/2

Zombie
Cards by Casting Cost: 0/13/12/10/3
Cards by Type: 23/9/4/2

Green Infect
Cards by Casting Cost: 11/12/12/5
Cards by Type: 11/19/2/7

Zombie Pod
Cards by Casting Cost: 0/16/10/9/3/1/1
Cards by Type: 27/4/2/4

Naya Pod
Cards by Casting Cost: 0/8/6/11/7/3/1/1
Cards by Type: 32/1/0/5

RG Argo
Cards by Casting Cost: 0/8/7/12/6/4
Cards by Type: 27/4/3/3

By Laws of Averages, entering into the new Season, without access to free spells, the decks that will perform better than other decks will be built as follows.

Casting Cost 15/9/8/3/1

# of Creatures = 21
# of Instants = 9
# of Sorceries/Planeswalkers = 3
# of Enchantments/Artifacts = 3


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Deck list using formula to come.